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quotes[0] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Harriet Van Horne</p>";

quotes[1] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> How many apples fell on Newton's head before he took the hint? Nature is always hinting at us. It hints over and over again. And suddenly we take the hint. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Robert Frost (1874-1963)</p>";

quotes[2] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Never eat more than you can lift. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Miss Piggy</p>";

quotes[3] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Andy Rooney</p>";

quotes[4] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> If the divine creator has taken pains to give us delicious and exquisite things to eat, the least we can do is prepare them well and serve them with ceremony. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Fernand Point (1897-1955)</p>";

quotes[5] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>unknown</p>";

quotes[6] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> The fact is that it takes more than ingredients and technique to cook a good meal. A good cook puts something of himself into the preparation. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Pearl Bailey (1918-1990)</p>";

quotes[7] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Look deep, deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Albert Einstein</p>";

quotes[8] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> In Cooking as in all the arts simplicity is the sign of perfection. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Walt Kelly (1913-1973)</p>";

quotes[9] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces-just good food from fresh ingredients. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Julia Child (1912-2004)</p>";

quotes[10] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Adelle Davis</p>";

quotes[11] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Food is our common ground, a universal experience <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>James Beard</p>";

quotes[12] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> I feel a recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Madame Benoit</p>";

quotes[13] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Cookery is not chemistry. It is an art. It requires instinct and taste rather than exact measurements. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Marcel Boulestin</p>";

quotes[14] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Happy and successful cooking doesn't rely only on know-how; it comes from the heart, makes great demands on the palate and needs enthusiasm and a deep love of food to bring it to life. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Georges Blanc, from 'Ma Cuisine des Saisons'</p>";

quotes[15] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> Cooking is at once one of the simplest and most gratifying of the arts, but to cook well one must love and respect food. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Craig Claiborne</p>";

quotes[16] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> The preparation of good food is merely another expression of art, one of the joys of civilized living... <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Dione Lucas</p>";

quotes[17] = "<p class=\"quote\"><span class=\"quote\">\"</span> I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. <span class=\"quote\">\"</span></p><p>Mae West</p>";


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